Before we begin, I would like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for my life, and all the gifts which Ive been given in it, including the ability to make this extension. Your name be glorified, my Savior, even in something as small as this. Amen.\r
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The following edition of Amateur Extension Theater 2000 is brought to you by a generous grant from the ACME Corporation. The views expressed are not necessarily meant to influence you to purchase ACME products, but seeing as how indispensable they are to everyday life, its sort of a given this will be the case, anyway. Here now is your ACME-loving host, Alkahest.\r
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Er. hi there! Uh. welcome to the show? *coughs* Yeah, lets. um. get started, and. eh. stuff.\r
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Developed by ICOM Simulations and published by Sunsoft in 1992, Road Runners Death Valley Rally is an action-platformer starring two of the most well known and beloved characters from Looney Tunes, the ever speedy Road Runner and his Super Genius stalker, Wile E. Coyote. Its a colorful game chock full of delightful ACME inventions which never work quite right, amusing enemies, and a soul-crushingly awful control scheme that ensures most people will never, ever finish be able to cross the finish line. *twitch*\r
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Blueprint Boogie is the boss theme of the game. Its a catchy and engaging tune, one which youll inevitably hear at the end of each level as Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius, ill-advisedly tries yet again to catch himself a tasty Road Runner with an overly complicated, life-threateningly dangerous ACME product.\r
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No, seriously, if hes such a brilliant guy, why for the love of Road Runner Kabobs does he keep ordering from the single most unreliable company in the history of cartoon-dom? Having been burned, smashed, crushed, pureed, atomized, and then some, each time thanks to a lousy product from a soulless corporate entity that seems to derive an almost perverse pleasure from the comedic suffering of its customer base, why would he keep giving them more of his money? Why!?\r
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ACME: when theres only one company, theres only one choice!\r
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. eesh. Then perhaps the only way to win this game, is not to play it at all.\r
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ACME: we play to win, and win to play!\r
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Okay, thats it. Hold on here, folks. Theres a power cord to this ACME Spiel-O-Matic device plugged in around here somewhere.\r
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ACME: our power is like our range of products: overwhelming!\r
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Quiet! Argh, Id rather listen to a Pyrite Parrot of Petaluma than this blathering blatherskite, any day. ah hah! Found it! Yöoink!\r
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ACME: the end is only the beginning, foolish consumer! Hahahaha! *skkkşshhhhh*\r
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Well. That tears it. No more fictional corporate sponsorships for this little equally imaginary webshow! Hrmph.\r
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.. well! I do hope youve enjoyed AET2ks coverage of Road Runners Death Valley Rally, regardless. But even without a fat lady serenading us in some language that seems nigh incomprehensible, I can tell that our time together has come to an end. Tune in this weekend as Godzilla raids at last, with Dragon Force! And well soon hit upload #1000. Hard to believe weve come that far. take care, dear, viewers, and may God bless.\r
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Disclaimer: This MP3 extension was uploaded purely for entertainment purposes, and in no way profits me. All rights are reserved to their respective creators, and videos are subject to removal per their request.\r
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Video recorded by: Me. I have the emotional scars to prove it.\r
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Gee. Given the usual track record of ACME products, Im surprised this Spiel-O-Matic didnt explode in my-\r
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*KABÖÖÖÖÖÖÖOM!*\r
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... ouch. Is there a doctor in the house?
